Before coming to Australia I have heard all sorts of stories about snakes and spiders.
The most common one is of course – snake crawling out of a toilet and biting your ass when you pee!
Or a spider size of an apple crawling into your bed at night.
While these things are semi true, the real danger at this time of a year is not what you’d expect…
it’s not spiders, snakes or even deadly jellyfish ….
it’s freaking Magpies!!!
Yes, that’s correct! It’s a swooping season! :o
It might sound very strange and lame that the Australians are most afraid of a bird… a medium size BIRD, but let me show you couple of videos to back up my story!
Magpies attack:
Pedestrians,
Cyclists,
Children,
Adults,
People who are too happy with their lives!
Ways of preventing a Magpie attack:
Never leave your house… like ever!
If you live your house make sure you spend time indoors … like 100% of the time! Not taking chances!
But the most popular is the highly advanced technology that has been developed for centuries – which is the helmet & cable ties combo!
And since it’s this time of the year – here’s some Halloween inspo :D
(But Australians actually hate Halloween … oh well .. says me in the middle of carving a baby pumpkin… )
